Welcome back to Cover Snark!
Maya: He’s got falcon wings and I think scales? Texturally I do not understand what is happening on his body, but then also apparently not enough because it looks like his waist was also photoshopped
Sneezy: Maaaaybe that’s like a cobra hood?
Something about how plastic the body looks is giving me weird sensory icks.
Amanda: Yeah there is something rubbery happening.
Sarah: Feathers, rubber, AND Lycra are a bit much for this season of Project Runway, I agree.
From Lisa Y: Another, um, great entry for the Cover Snark pile
Sarah: This is amazing. So many things.
Elyse: I love the word cloud. Nothing makes me want to read something less than an AI generated chart.
From Linnea: This chest wall is so bizarre I cannot figure out what is going on. Is there a growth? Does that tattoo go into his armpit?
Sarah: Ok, yeah, does that guy have an escaping trapezius?
Elyse: Dump and chase is when your cat takes a giant shit then shoots out of the litter box and runs around like crazy.
Sarah: I agree, if this is Chase, dump him. There’s a scary face in his abdomen.
From Susie T: This probably qualifies as a poor example of cover layout: notice where the mallet is located. Someone tried to make it a legal cover without thinking of the pasting of objects…
Sarah: First, hello to this model again.
Second, THE GAVEL OMG.
Elyse: Kardashian?
Sarah: I’m just imagining him jumping up and down in front of a low table screaming ORDER IN THIS COURT. ORDER IN THIS COURT. Thwappity thwappity.
